Mini Me

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# Beer Itchyworms
# Makulay Na Buhay Kitchie Nadal
# Babaeng Uy Ay Sugarfree, Brownman Revival, Up Dharma Down
# Smile At Me Rocksteddy
# Happy Song Itchyworms
# Nandito Lang Ako (Captain Barbell Theme) Shamrock
# First Day High Kamikazee
# Pwede Ba Soapdish
# Kabataang Pinoy Itchyworms
# Bizarre Love Triangle The Speaks
# Akin Ka Na Lang Itchyworms
# Kapag Nawala Ka Stonefree
# Just A Smile Barbie Almabis
# Lintik Brownman Revival
# Everything You Do Christian Bautista
# Narda Kamikazee
# Alipin Shamrock
# Nobela Join the Club
# High The Speaks
# I’ll Never Get Over You Getting Over Me MYMP
# Nasaan Ka? Pupil
# Lagi Mo na Lang Akong Dinededma Rocksteddy
# Ulan Cueshe
# Tulog Na SugarFree
# Close To You Carpenters
# Sandalan 6 Cycle Mind
# Just A Smile Barbie Almabis
# Hallelujah Bamboo
# Only You Sam Milby
# Ligaya Kichie Nadal
# Torpedo Isha
# Spoliarium Imago
# Superproxy2k6 Francis M
# Overdrive Barbie Almabis
# Alapaap 6 Cycle Mind
# With A Smile South Border
# Wowowee Willie Revillame
# Nescafe Theme Bamboo

minsan uuwi ako sa bahay galing work dahil nag-ot (othankyou ako), sasabihin sakin ni bong nakatulog na sa kakaintay ang bebe ko. kadalasan kase kapag mga alas-otso na ng gabi, alam na nya na uwian ko na. aabangan na ko ng bubwit pag-bukas ng pinto , lilingon yan at ititigil kung ano man kinakalikot nya na mga laruan. tapos pag mare-realize nya na si lolo lang pala, babalik ulit sa mga ginagawa nya. finally, pag ako na ang bumungad sa pinto, ngi-ngiti na yan at iiyak sabay mag-papakarga na. talaga namang kung ano man pagod at sakit ng katawan ang nararamdaman ko nun, mapapawi lahat! at magkakaroon ako ng kakaibang lakas para kargahin siya at makipaglaro sa kanya. hehe! iba kase ang feeling talaga. kung minsan pag di ko na talaga makayang kargahin siya dahil bumibigat na. iiyak pa rin yan at sasandal na lang sa dibdib ko. syempre matitiis mo ba naman na ganun? edi siyempre ihehele mo na at saka lang siya makakatulog.

noong minsan naman. mga hapon kagagaling ko sa tulog, pagbaba ko makikita ko silang mag-ama, tahimik na nakasalumpak sa puzzle mat at nagsasalo sa isang magic flakes na chocolate. hehe. ang sarap piktyuran e. akala mo parang silang dalawa lang sa mundo e.

it’s priceless!
there are some things money can’t buy.. for everything else there’s MASTERCARD! hehe!

awwwwwwwwww!

share ko lang tong na-receive kong email. it’s hilarious! true-to-life daw to. hahaha!

MASTERCARD WEDDING

You got to love this guy… This is a true story
about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University.

It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno
mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300
guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up
on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He
said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his
family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including
the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them
to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy of his
bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests’
reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
best man and said, "F— you!"

Then he turned to his bride and said, "F— you!"

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
"I’m outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this
guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong.

His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and
best of all, trashing the bride’s and best man’s
reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members.

This guy really has guts!

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:
$8,500.

The look on everyone’s face when they see the 8×10
glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can’t buy, for everything
else there’s MASTERCARD!

ei may good news - mgbababa daw singil sa kuryente ng meralco hanggang december. yahu!!! di nga?  totoo na ba ito? kase mgkakaroon na daw ng wholesale? at dadami ang suppliers ng kuryente. pero bago pa man ako nag-celebrate pinutol na agad ang kasiyahan ko ng kill joy kong pakner. di daw magtatagal un. at magiging katulad din ng gasolina. naisip ko. oo nga no. magssabwatan na naman ang mga $@##ng mga suppliers na yan. tataas din ang singil. pero maski na! at least kahit papano makakaramdam ng kahit konting ginhawa di ba?

LESSON: Content makes poor men rich;  discontentment makes rich men poor. - Benjamin Franklin

nahihilo ako. sangkatutak na naman na butong-kalabasa ang nakain ko ngaun. siguro nadagdagan pa ang hilo ko sa kakahanap ng buto ng ylang-ylang na yan! kung meron man nakaka-alam sa inyo, ipagbigay-alam na lang sa kinauukulan.
speaking of ylang-ylang, pangunahing ingredient pala ito na mga pinakasosyal na pabango ng france gaya ng CHANEL no. 5?  di lang siya ginagamit para sa aromatherapy , mosquito repellant pa. at di lang un aphrodisiac pa! sabi nila native sa philippines to. e bakit ganun? wala man lang ako mahagilap sa manila seedling bank? pero kailangan ko pang magpunta sa palengke. baka meron dun.
anyway, parang feel kong mag-gardening. (parang may oras ako) kase na-inspire ako sa www.greenhearts.com.  prinomote pa ah. kaso wala nga silang ylang-ylang dun. (na naman!) gusto ko kase magkaroon naman ng buhay ang hardin namin. sayang naman kung di tataniman diba? may mga tanim naman kaso walang bulaklak. at sa likod-bahay,mga edible plants naman ang itatanim gaya ng kamote, talong, kamatis, calamansi at dahon ng sili etc. (wag lang sirain sana ni motmot, aso namin). edi laking tipid pa sa gastos sa pagkain.  paano? tumaas na naman ang price ng gasolina. mabuti na lang at nagco-commute lang ako.. hehe..

LESSON : Bill Gates said, "I’m very well grounded because of my parents and my job and
what I believe in. Some people ask me why I don’t own a plane, for instance.
Why? Because you can get used to that kind of stuff, and I think that’s bad. It
takes you away from normal experiences in a way that is probably debilitating.
So I control that kind of thing intentionally. It’s one of those discipline
things. If my discipline ever broke down it would confuse me, too. So I try to
prevent that." 1994 interview with playboy